Scene 1: Bill O’Reilly and Fox News buddies declare a War on the War on Christmas.
Scene 2: An anti-theist group declares War on the War on the War on Christmas, threatening free guerilla distribution of their documentary “The God Who Wasn’t There” wherever Christmas is publicly celebrated. The documentary argues that Jesus never existed.
One of the documentary’s star witnesses? You guessed it. Our good friend Richard “Asshat” Dawkins. Because whenever a religious figure’s existence is in question, you should consult the best-selling-dreamboat-pop-biologist-with-a-grudge-against-religion nearest you. I’m sure it’s a very informative film.
I’ve been having loads of fun showing what a jackass Richard Dawkins is on Beliefnet. I go by GodKnowsWho over there. I have been systematically quarantining his foot-in-mouth disease. . .
You and other like minded UUs might like to read the reams of discussion accompanying his interview on B’net. You might want to even put your own two cents worth in. . .
http://www.beliefnet.com/story/178/story_17889_1.html
You also might get a kick out of this little Emerson Avenger poke at Richard Dawkins and other like-minded fundamentalist atheist jackasses. . .
http://emersonavenger.blogspot.com/2005/12/god-gives-finger-to-intolerant-and.html
Allah prochaine,
The Dagger of Sweet Reason
Finally. . . ;-)
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An Important Communiqu-eh from U*U Jihad®
Will U*Us please excuse the fact that the following important U*U Jihad® communiqu-eh has *more* ;-) than a few missing links in it. . . ;-)
The Dagger of Sweet Reason Is Proud And Most Pleased To Announce To The U*U World® That The Grand Admiral of the U*U Jihad® Navy, Rev. David O. Rankin, Has Succeeded In Brutally Press-Ganging Fundamentalist Atheist Richard Dawkins Into Very Poorly Paid Service In The U*U Jihad® Navy As A “Basically Unable To See Man”!
If it’s true that it causes people to feel despair, that’s tough. It’s still the truth. The universe doesn’t owe us condolence or consolation; it doesn’t owe us a nice warm feeling inside. If it’s true, it’s true, and you’d better live with it. . .
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