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Gorilla Jesus: The greatest story ever told
Fafblog is back!
“But the ape authorities rejected the message of Gorilla Jesus, cause their hearts were hard and their minds were closed and they couldn’t tell what he was sayin cause they were all just a buncha gorillas,” says Giblets.
“And so they tried an convicted Gorilla Jesus of heresy an witchcraft an they sentenced him [...] -
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Cheeto Jesus
03.27.08 | Permalink | 9 CommentsIt’s Cheesus!
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Jesus’ opinions don’t matter
01.10.08 | Permalink | 10 CommentsFrom the pen of Jonathan Falwell (Jerry’s son) in his “Fallwell Confidential” email newsletter this week:
We also hear people insinuating that Jesus would be driving a hybrid car if He were on the earth today. Or we hear that Jesus would be working to help the oppressed people of our world.
Moreover, I believe that [...] -
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Jesus is sold out
12.11.07 | Permalink | 4 CommentsNo more talking Jesii are available at Wal-Mart, and Target is almost out. Should have done your Christmas shopping earlier. (Hat tip to my fundy spy.)
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How should UUs take names in vain?
09.25.07 | Permalink | 3 CommentsUsing the names of deities for spontaneous exclamations of frustration and delight has a long and storied history.
When I was a Christian, even though it was considered in poor taste, I felt my shouts of “Jesus Christ!!” were respectful and reverent in a round about way. I didn’t think Jesus would mind, [...]
