cheetos, jesus

Cheeto Jesus

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• On 03.27.08 ogre wrote these pithy words:

  Oh. My.

  What a friendflavor we have in Cheesus.

  I can’t imagine a divine image made from industrial waste. Can’t. You do know there’s a reason those things are colored International Orange, right? That’s a warning. Kind of like poison arrow frogs; DO NOT EAT THIS!

  One last remark:
  Cheetos never prophet.

• On 03.27.08 Kurt Vonnegut Jr. wrote these pithy words:

  It’s cheesy. . . ;-)

• On 03.29.08 Robyn Renee Riley wrote these pithy words:

  Who knows what is (was) in my cheetos. I shove them in my mouth too fast. I would have eaten Jesus.

• On 03.29.08 chutney wrote these pithy words:

  Oh no! Don’t eat Jesus!

• On 03.29.08 ogre wrote these pithy words:

  Don’t eat Jesus?

  What have you got against taking communion?

  (I’m just trying to figure out what it is–not body, not blood… um, what IS it?)

• On 03.30.08 chutney wrote these pithy words:

  So if a Cheeto is the body, what’s the blood?

• On 03.31.08 chutney wrote these pithy words:

  I got it: the blood is Red Bull. (It gives you wings!)

• On 03.31.08 ogre wrote these pithy words:

  oh lord.

  Isn’t Red Bull rather Mithraic?

  The idea of cheez-food flavored syrofoam and hyper-caffeinated beverage as communion is about enough to make me rethink the basic sanity of the Cathar perfecti. Just stop eating…

• On 03.31.08 chutney wrote these pithy words:

  It’s Xtreme Communion, dude!

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