(Tagged by Kinsi. Blame him.)
1. I have skinned seventeen deer alive in self defense.
2. In seminary, I fronted a reggae band called “Bob Molly.”
3. I have played hammer dulcimer, french horn, and the washing board professionally.
4. I have published three mystery novels under a pen name. The protagonist’s name is my real name. He is also a lizard.
5. I have an awkwardly placed mole.
6. There is a warrant out for my arrest in Sherman County, Texas, for picketing low, low prices.
7. Â My favorite color is blue.
Consider yourself tagged.
I don’t know if comedy was the goal here, but you sure have me laughing this morning!
They’re all true. Except for the last one. (It’s green.)
I don’t think I knew any of that.
Me neither.
I’m slightly disappointed. I expect more from my cousins. Just a warrant? My cousins serve jail time. See what you can do.
Well, between the pot and the meth, our cousins haven’t left me much room to do anything original.
And I thought it was my cousins that do jail time. So you better get on that one, pastor’s wife.
tell me about the deer.
They were coming right at me!