Using the names of deities for spontaneous exclamations of frustration and delight has a long and storied history.
When I was a Christian, even though it was considered in poor taste, I felt my shouts of “Jesus Christ!!” were respectful and reverent in a round about way. I didn’t think Jesus would mind, and if it got his attention (and some divine help sent my way) all the better.
But as a post-Christian UU, I feel something is off when I use the names of other folks’ gods to meet my exclamatory needs. Just yesterday, after resolving a long drawn out tech support problem, I surprised myself by yelling out “Thank you, Jesus!!” with my best exasperated tone of voice.
For some reason, my UU co-workers thought this should be greeted with howls of derisive laughter. Hmph.
What say ye? What are some good UU “god shouts”? Maybe something like, “Holy Interdependent Web!! I just hit my thumb with the inherently worthy and dignified hammer!!” Or, “Ralph Waldo Emerson! That’s a sweet new car!”
How about: Channing! Damn Web! What the flame?! In the name of all that is holy, by whatever name or none! Twenty-five! (usually said under one’s breath)
And, to children who simply will not behave: You! Go stand over there on the side of love! Right now!
HOOOOO-se-a Ba-LLOU!!!!
Oh my nothing!
Jesus of Nazareth, a great moral teacher and role model!
Damn you to heaven!
Oh, go discover your inherent worth and dignity!
I accept and encourage you to take a long walk off a short pier!
For those of us who grew up going to UU youth events:
Oh go foof yourself!
Oh for standing on the side of love…
Oh for the love of Garrison Keillor!
Susan B. Anthony!
jesus, buddha and gandhi!