From Wonkette, my favorite sexy internet smart ass:

“No child left behind is really a jobs act,” says Bush. Of course. And Social Security is really a missile defense program. And Federal Highways funding? Actually a part of the Metric Conversion Office. And clean coal legislation helps you make soup.

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Q: Is homosexuality a choice? A: I am not a gay.

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BREAKING: Bush likes black people just fine. Also, education is good. And, wait: EDUCATION FOR BLACK PEOPLE. . . is okay, too. Unless they have guns. Educated guns are bad.