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No, really, he was. You can hear all about it at Zookers Radio, about 31 minutes in. I think this has become the month of bizarre stories from my cousins. First, being tied with rope by my aunt at the state fair, then this. And, no, I wasn’t the one taunting the buffalo. So there.