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As y’all might know, my wife has Crohn’s disease. Cimzia, a new drug, might be coming to market as early as next year. Good news.
My name is Chutney, and I am a recovering fundamentalist. And I cannot forgive. The preacher folks at church have been talking about forgiveness these last two weeks, on account of it being the High Holy Days. If that wasn’t enough, I’ve been in charge of leading sermon discussions for our 20/30s group those two […]
So I’m reading a Plastic thread about sue-happy parents and playground injuries when I run across this gem: When I was a kid my favorite game was to nail my peepee to the door frame and slam my nuts in the door, are they gonna ban doors now? Wow. I don’t remember ever playing that […]
Contrary to Evil Chutney’s ramblings, my next “recovering seminarian” career move will be cocktailianism, mixology, and bartending. The plan is to work for an old work buddy at his new digs, the Graveyard Tavern, which opens appropriately enough on Halloween. (My evangelical mother will just love the sound of that.) Aside from spending too much […]
You heard it here first. Your pal Chutney is now hawking his services as a professional "freelance monotheist" to anyone with the moolah. If you need someone to perform god stuff, Chutney is your man. For an appropriate fee, he will freely spread his legs to the deity of your choice. He will be your […]
Google keeps getting bigger and better. (I know I’m supposed to be afraid of them, but their stuff works, and that works for me.) Not too long ago they released Google Talk, a chat program that can do type and voice conversations. Not too longer after that, I discovered that Google Desktop added a sidebar […]