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John Deere Man strikes again

10.31.07 | 6 Comments

And who are you dressed up as today?

On 10.31.07 Joel_Monka wrote these pithy words:
Why didn’t you dress as the REAL John Deere?
On 10.31.07 chutney wrote these pithy words:
You mean the deer logo?

And you didn’t say what your costume is…
On 10.31.07 Joel_Monka wrote these pithy words:
No, I meant John Deere, the Vermont man who invented the moldboard plow in the early 19th century!

I’m not wearing a costume, as I found to my dismay that my favorite costumes are all too small now, after a year and a half of illness and forced inactivity, I gained too much weight! But my favorite- which I can’t zip now- is the red dress of the unconvincing crossdresser who tried to win a case of Bud Light in a powder puff pool tournament, if you remember those commercials.
On 10.31.07 chutney wrote these pithy words:
I’m sure you look lovely.
On 11.01.07 4alarm wrote these pithy words:
i love it! i’m totally telling my tractor-obsessed 12-year-old cousin about this costume.

i want a jesus photo too.

oh, and for the good of the cause, i was a cosmetic surgery victim a la dr. 90210. but you knew that already.
On 11.02.07 Silver_Tongued_Devil wrote these pithy words:
Oh,the memories. I will never forget the look on the face of the photographer when we pulled out the capes and hats at my wedding.

I think I have post traumatic stress related to all of those hell houses and the like when I was in my teens.

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