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How to make an Atlanta street

03.18.07 | 6 Comments

Atlanta has streets like no other. Unlike most cities, Atlanta is a city that never planned to grow. It still hasn’t planned. But why plan when you can have Atlanta streets?

The first trick to making an Atlanta street is to make the lanes only fifteen inches wider than the average car. This helps drivers drift into other lanes, the hallmark of Atlanta driving.

The narrow lanes are complemented by placing all utility poles about three and a half centimeters from the curb. For extra helpfulness, the poles are often tilted toward the street. If you weren’t going to drift into the next lane already, the prospect of losing your right hand mirror will help you buck up and play ball.

If this weren’t enough, it seems it is punishable by law to plant a tree somewhere other than directly under a power line. This has several helpful effects. For one, it makes it near impossible to widen a street without cutting down a small forest. Second, trimming the trees to avoid the power lines gives Atlanta’s arboreal streetscape its unique chopped, hacked, and lightning-struck look. When they are chopped and hacked, that is. Many are left untouched so that the power flashes whenever the wind blows.

Especially successful older trees will kindly grow into the street, occasionally outleaning the utility poles. The root structures of these older trees also play their part, turning up the pavement.

New trees play their part too. Though it seems impossible, at least eighty-seven percent of the trees planted in Atlanta over the last twenty years are Bradford pears. Atlanta’s air quality is second to most, and the annual month-long spring dusting of Bradford pear tree sperm pollen adds a pleasant floral aroma to the smog.

Happy spring driving, Atlanta!

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