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What’s your superhero name?

11.30.06 | 3 Comments

A random generator does the hard work for you. My favorites so far: Thunder Claw, Iron Ruby, Prayer Lynx, and Cosmokick.

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On 11.30.06 Chalicechick wrote these pithy words:
Chalice Chick.

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On 11.30.06 chutney wrote these pithy words:
Cheater.
On 12.05.06 James wrote these pithy words:
Umm. Cat Murderer? Yeah, that’s heroic.

Wait, it’s Cyborg Thrust! Isn’t he from a porn flick?

Behold, Dirt Track, and his sidekick, Shady Trail! (Okay, I made up Shady Trail.)

Back to murderers; how exactly does one murder snow?

Visionary Bark. Isn’t that the stuff it’s only legal to use if you’re in a ceremony performed by a Native American Shaman?

Cetaceaeater. Hang on, I know what cetaceans are…

Macrogod, and his sidekick, Script Kiddy! Yeah, I did this joke already. But really, Macrogod? [sings]They call me the king of the spreadsheets, I’ve got ’em all printed out on my bedsheets.[/sings]

Hey, look! It’s Whale Bolt, Cetaceaeater’s arch-nemesis!

Introducing, Secondroid! Don’t ask what happened to Firstdroid. It wasn’t pretty.

Idea Thought, champion of intellectuals and philosophers!

Okay, I think I’ll stop now, before Silk Giggle, Soul Giggle, Giggle Joke and Cosmic Jape come after me.

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