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Things I learned in OKC last week

01.02.06 | 4 Comments

  • My house in Atlanta would be worth about half if a tornado moved it into OKC untouched.
  • The new downtown trolley only costs a quarter (a dime for seniors) one way.
  • The cute eighty-year-old trolley driver is under the impression that telling us that the big New Years party downtown will have “no alcohols” is a selling point.
  • Traveling a mile on the Kilpatrick Turnpike costs 30 cents.
  • Wal-Marts are fucking huge now. Christomighty.
  • My NRA trainer of an uncle is a Democrat.
  • Boston and Atlanta sunsets don’t hold a candle to OKC sunsets.
  • Dry grass burns quickly. Very quickly.

[tags]oklahoma, okc, atlanta, downtown, trolley, real estate, housing, turnpike, opening night, alcohol, fire, wal-mart[/tags]

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