I like pie
It’s really good to eat
And it kinda tastes like candy!
What do you think? A winner?
Though no where near as good as my all time favorite, "Pork and Beans," by Brak:
Cut a bunch of hot dogs up
Put ’em in a pot
Throw a bunch of beans in there
All the beans you gotHeat ’em up until their warm
Pour ’em on a plate
Sit in front of the TV set
Eat ’em, aren’t they great?Now is when the fun begins
Rooty tooty too!
Better open a window up
Shoo-oo!
I’m telling you buddy! Whoo!
As an aside, none of the lyrics pages I pulled up had this spoken word class song, though they had many of Brak’s other hits. A shame. I hope that my including it here will in some small way help to preserve it for posterity.
You mean that song is better than ‘No Sex in the Dorm Room’. :)
No sex in the dorm room
No sex in the dorm by night or day
No sex in the dorm room
I dont really care what
my girlfriends say….
Ah, you shame me, good sir. How quickly we forget! ;-)
I have quite wittily reworked the Clash song I’m So Bored With The U.S.A. on my Emerson Avenger blog. . .
You so did not just pull out pork and beans by Brak. I haven’t listened to that record in forever! LOVE IT!