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Falls Creek, Baptist church FEMA prison camp

09.10.05 | 5 Comments

I never made it Falls Creek, the large Baptist church camp in Southern Oklahoma, because I was raised Methodist and going there would be like a Sooner fan rooting for the Cowboys during Bedlam.  But I heard it was nice, especially around church camp recruiting season.

I heard from my mother that Falls Creek was going to be opened up for Katrina refugees, an impressive move.  Each cabin is owned by a particular Baptist church, which means that Oklahoma hospitality would take over and each cabin would have a small army of Baptist church ladies bringing in a never ending supply of casseroles.  Not a bad set up, as these things go.

Then I learn (thank you, Paul), that FEMA has taken over the camp, lock, stock, and barrel.  A Baptist family made a trip to the camp to deliver a large load of personally assembled supplies to their church’s cabin, only to discover:

  • No food donations to cabins are allowed.  Or no non-FEMA food, anyway.  Because word of a steak dinner in the next cabin over could cause a riot.
  • No cooking in the cabins either.  FEMA will supply two (!!) meals a day to each cabin.  Oh, and all the peanut butter you can eat.
  • Back to the riot: there are no potential rioters at Fall Creek.  At all.  No refugees are there yet. (I heard about the camp being offered over a week ago.)
  • But there are HIPO cars guarding each exit.  And soldiers.  And at least one military vehicle.
  • And a new cell phone tower.  So FEMA folks can phone each other instead of having to use one of those embarrasing walkie talkie.
  • No clothes donations are allowed. 
  • The expected 5,000 occupants of the camp will stay there for five months and will not be allowed to leave at all during that time.
  • Soldiers have taken over the local Baptist church that sits at the edge of the camp.  It is now a barracks.

I wonder if Oklahoma Baptists will stand for this.  I’m sure this isn’t what they intended to happen.

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