For Mark, who doesn’t believe me: How to hypnotize a chicken. Hell, it’s a BBC link. You can’t make that shit up.
Now off to Gainesville so as to get to hypnotizing. How many you figure I can get done before the first one wakes up?
And so everyone knows, my cousin who introduced me to the wonders of poultric hypnotism is the ex-husband of one “Aunt Flannel.” (Scroll down to “Denise.”)
Thanks for your info on the chickens. I am planning to forward it to KFC and will copy PETA. I think KFC can perhaps use it to somehow more compassionately kill the chickens. I wanted to say humanely, but I know the chickens aren’t human. So can I say chickenly and you’ll know what I mean?
Indeed, we could all afford to act more chickenly toward each other.