August 2004
The Archives
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Top 10 reaons to fix Whiski’s colon
08.25.04 | Permalink | Comments Off on Top 10 reaons to fix Whiski’s colonThe Crohn’s & Colitis Foundation’s annual walk-a-thon here in Atlanta is September 18, and MyIrony is wholeheartedly supporting the cause. Principally because Chutney will be able to use the toilet for a change if they can cure his wife Whiski’s Crohn’s disease. Why should you donate to the CCFA walk? 10. Bleedy colons make Baby […]
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On behalf of the iodine challenged
08.18.04 | Permalink | 2 CommentsNow, kids, I want you to come over and give your grandma and Rowdy a big kiss. I expect a letter from the Goiter Anti-Defamation League any second now.
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New permalinks
08.17.04 | Permalink | Comments Off on New permalinksWhat’s that, you say? Permalinks are where blog posts live when they fall off the front page due to old age. That way, if someone wants to link to one of my posts, they’ll have a link that just goes to the post they want, and they won’t have to worry about it falling off […]
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Leopard slug pr0n
08.12.04 | Permalink | Comments Off on Leopard slug pr0nTonight around 10pm my wife called me out to the front yard. Just around the corner from this place (our back yard) was the first ever sighting (for these two Okies) of leopard slug sex. Yes, nature in all its fecund glory was manifesting its virility before our very eyes—with the aid of a flashlight. […]
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Derrida forgives in South Africa
08.11.04 | Permalink | 3 CommentsThe reputedly inscrutable Algerian philosopher Jacques Derrida in an interview following a lecture on forgiveness in Capetown: This gesture that I make when I talk of pure forgiveness is a different gesture. I try to explain that any type of pure forgiveness is impossible and that one can only truly forgive that which is unforgiveable. […]
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UU humor
08.05.04 | Permalink | Comments Off on UU humorThe new discussion over at Coffee Hour is Unitarian Universalist humor. After a Google search, I’ve now found my new favorite UU joke (and many more): A little Unitarian Universalist girl was sitting on the curb in front of her house with a sad look on her face. An older lady happened upon her and […]
