If the Rapture happens today, what is the chain of command for our Armed Forces? I mean who is left behind? Wouldn’t it be prudent to plan ahead and get at least one Secular Humanist, Jew, Muslim or Catholic into the loop?
No Unitarian Universalists? But we’re the least likely to go up…
Do to the fact that most religions exclude all others by stating that they will go to hell, and that the rest of the religions, no matter how tolerant, have “special” groups that go to hell, it must be realized that we will burn like the pig dogs we are in someone else’s hell.
Get your icewater here pig-dogs.
yeehaa.
Up, up, and away
Chutney at makingchutney.com was making some light-hearted (?) comments about Unitarian Universalists being left behind in the Rapture. Forget that: I’m packing a bag. At least there’s precedent: Jesus rose once that we might live, and he rose again that…
would you feel bad if only universalists were taken?
Would you feel bad if only universalists were taken?
why does anyone have to be taken? Why can’t I just die.
Only universalists getting raptured–that would be the ultimate irony. Only those who believe everyone goes actually get to go.
Gangesfan, you’re just going to have to get over it. Now go out in the yard and start jumping. It’s time for rapture practice.