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I should live out your values for you! Because then you won’t have to! Because then you won’t have failed!
Found a great definition of snark: “a loving, yet evil kind of sarcasm.” (Scroll down to #5.) Isn’t that cute?
Yup. Next week—May 13 through 19—is hereby proclaimed the Week of Snarky Snark. By me. Because I said so. What are the rules? Post some damn snark. (Definition #1. Definition #2.) Then send a trackback here or post a comment below. Or tag it. Because I don’t want to go looking for it, and I […]
No, really, they did. It’s a real headline. (Hat tip to Kottke.)
My mom was kind enough to send me the Oklahoma Centennial edition of the Daily Oklahoman. It turns out that even after that eighth grade class on Oklahoma history, there are still lots of things for me to learn about Oklahoma. Here they are, pretty much verbatim, ripped straight from the headlines: One: Langston University […]