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Christopher Guest—co-star of This Is Spinal Tap and creator of Waiting for Guffman and Best in Show—releases his next mockumentary A Mighty Wind on April 16 in a major metropolitan area near you. In other news, the Kingston Trio sucks.
According to The Road to Surfdom, why yes, yes we can.
Senator Robert Byrd describes his fellow Senators: We stand passively mute in the United States Senate, paralyzed by our own uncertainty, seemingly stunned by the sheer turmoil of events… This nation is about to embark upon the first test of a revolutionary doctrine applied in an extraordinary way at an unfortunate time. The doctrine of […]
While putting together a humor book listing President Bush’s many speech gaffes, author Mark Miller came to a disconcerting conclusion: bq. “Bush is not an imbecile. He’s not a puppet. I think that Bush is a sociopathic personality. I think he’s incapable of empathy. He has an inordinate sense of his own entitlement, and he’s […]
This week’s cowboy curse word: con-tarn!
If my city is the target of a biological or nuclear attack, duct tape won’t do shit. Suck it, Home Depot.