Top 20 theological pick up lines

10.08.07 | 4 Comments

For the theologically afflicted. Use at your own risk.

On 10.08.07 Chalicechick wrote these pithy words:
Looking at you makes me reconsider preterism, because you are heaven on earth

would probably work on Chalicechick.

CC
a sucker for self-conscious cheesiness.
On 10.08.07 Red Sphynx wrote these pithy words:
As Bill Cosby said, “Don’t pick up a woman in a bar. If you pick up a woman in a bar, the first thing she says is ‘Buy me a drink.’ Instead, pick up a woman in church. Then the first thing she says is ‘Take me to a bar.’”
On 10.08.07 Xavier Ashe wrote these pithy words:
Site’s down. I think it’s felt the chutney effect. Like the slashdot effect, but it tastes better.
On 10.11.07 chutney wrote these pithy words:
Too true, Xavier. Too true.

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