So I’m reading a Plastic thread about sue-happy parents and playground injuries when I run across this gem:
When I was a kid my favorite game was to nail my peepee to the door frame and slam my nuts in the door, are they gonna ban doors now?
Wow. I don’t remember ever playing that game. But I will be asking my church to get rid of all its doors. Just in case. Somebody should think about the children.
Why are all these creepy people thinking about my children? I’m gonna request a ban on children just to remove the possibility of danger and pain.
No more children. After all, it’s only for their own safety.