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Pat Robertson on Hurricane Katrina

08.28.05 | Permalink | Comments Off on Pat Robertson on Hurricane Katrina

I’d like to know what Ayatollah Robertson, in his wisdom, thinks about this one.  Does he believe that Sweet Baby Jesus is punishing the Gulf Coast for its poor education funding, high teen pregnancy rates, and Republican voting tendencies?  Does he believe the people who already have died did so because of an angry god’s wrath at their sinfulness?

Methinks he does not. Unless they were homosexuals.  Or liberals.  Jackass.

I’ve got ten bucks here for whatever reporter asks him as much (and sticks it to him) on video.  I’m sure that’ll happen.  Pussies. 

Should the FDA approve the new morning after pill?

08.27.05 | Permalink | Comments Off on Should the FDA approve the new morning after pill?

The FDA is asking for public input about possible approval of "Plan B," the newer morning after pill.  You can leave a comment here.

I’m convinced that little good can come from discussions of the whole abortion issue anymore, so I’m about to break my own rule here.  Click to continue reading “Should the FDA approve the new morning after pill?”

God don’t make no honky tonk angels

08.25.05 | Permalink | 1 Comment

About one in eight girls in a certain Ohio high school are pregnant.

The article reported that some would say that movies, TV, videogames, lazy parents and lax discipline may all be to blame.

School officials are not sure what has contributed to so many pregnancies…

Still haven’t figured that one out in Ohio yet, huh?  Maybe I should draw you a picture.

Anybody want to bet this is Bush country?  How many promise rings does it take to create a crazy ass teen pregnancy rate?

Employment opportunity: Local prophet

08.23.05 | Permalink | Comments Off on Employment opportunity: Local prophet

Clyde Grubbs gets his prophet on:  What if your local congregation decided to hire out a prophet? 

…prophets arise when human beings seek to be in right relationship with each other, and find the social and political arrangements of their time to be corrupt, violent, and dehumanizing.  The prophetic woman or man being an embodied person will experience these dysfunctions as immoral, as violations of their deepest values, and respond with anger.  Being human they will respond emotionally, and convey that raw, irrational emotion to all who behold their witness.  Rage not rational calculation is the mark of the prophet.  And because of that emotional response, she will tap into the anger that lies in the hearts of many of her contemporaries who will experience the prophet speaking for their deepest values, their ultimate concerns.  They will experience her as embodying their own anger and hatred for wrong doing, corruption, and misuse of power.  And she will call forth many others to prophecy.

It is all so messy and so unpredictable.  No well managed search committee would choose such a person.

Sounds kinda like this guy.

Help cure Crohn’s disease

08.19.05 | Permalink | 1 Comment

As I mentioned last year, my wife Emily has Crohn’s Disease, an autoimmune disorder that eats away at the digestive tract.  After several trips to the hospital emergency room (including New Years Eve 1999/2000), she was finally diagnosed and a foot of her colon was removed.  Since her surgery, she has had to change her diet and lifestyle, take a constantly changing salad of medications, endure regular tests, and monitor herself for "flare ups" and blockages.

Each fall the Crohn’s & Colitis Foundation of America organizes regional walk-a-thons to raise money for research.  Atlanta’s walk will be September 17, and we will both be participating.

You can help by sponsoring me in this walk.  You can make a donation online.  Each little bit really does help, so please make whatever gift you can.

Does America hate hobos?

08.18.05 | Permalink | 1 Comment

My fair city just enacted an "aggressive panhandling" ordinance that prohibits verbally requesting money.  (Passively holding a sign, however, is still permissible.)  Controversy has of course ensued.

Perhaps it’s the Daily Show’s penchant for frequently using the word "hobo," but I’m wondering what happened to America’s affection for hobos.  Are today’s begging homeless all that different from the hobos of a hundred years ago?  Click to continue reading “Does America hate hobos?”

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