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		<title>Philip Pullman Does Jesus</title>
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					<description><![CDATA[The author of the His Dark Materials trilogy has rewritten the Gospels. That&#8217;s right, Philip Pullman has a new novel out. Called The Good Man Jesus and the Scoundrel Christ, the premise is that Jesus and Christ are brothers, one with a talent for egalitarian teaching and the other for miracles and PR. The Guardian [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
		
		
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		<title>Gorilla Jesus: The greatest story ever told</title>
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					<description><![CDATA[Fafblog is back! &#8220;But the ape authorities rejected the message of Gorilla Jesus, cause their hearts were hard and their minds were closed and they couldn&#8217;t tell what he was sayin cause they were all just a buncha gorillas,&#8221; says Giblets. &#8220;And so they tried an convicted Gorilla Jesus of heresy an witchcraft an they [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
		
		
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		<title>Cheeto Jesus</title>
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					<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s Cheesus! (Hat tip to my fundy plant.)]]></description>
		
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		<title>Jesus&#8217; opinions don&#8217;t matter</title>
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					<description><![CDATA[From the pen of Jonathan Falwell (Jerry&#8217;s son) in his &#8220;Fallwell Confidential&#8221; email newsletter this week: We also hear people insinuating that Jesus would be driving a hybrid car if He were on the earth today. Or we hear that Jesus would be working to help the oppressed people of our world. Moreover, I believe [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>Jesus is sold out</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Dec 2007 18:12:01 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[No more talking Jesii are available at Wal-Mart, and Target is almost out. Should have done your Christmas shopping earlier. (Hat tip to my fundy spy.)]]></description>
		
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		<title>Jesus spanks</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2007 00:04:46 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[So don&#8217;t be so damn naughty.]]></description>
		
		
		
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		<title>How should UUs take names in vain?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Sep 2007 22:21:22 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Using the names of deities for spontaneous exclamations of frustration and delight has a long and storied history. When I was a Christian, even though it was considered in poor taste, I felt my shouts of &#8220;Jesus Christ!!&#8221; were respectful and reverent in a round about way. I didn&#8217;t think Jesus would mind, and if [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>God spending all his time at Billy&#8217;s house</title>
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					<description><![CDATA[At least Jesus got a dirt bike out of it.]]></description>
		
		
		
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		<title>Jesus was way cool</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Sep 2007 22:52:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Sweetness linkness</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Aug 2007 01:33:37 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Gay Jesus art sparks violence… and hope&#8221; from MyOutSpirit. &#8220;Could the gnostic gospels be considered fanfic?&#8221; from the Blind Bookworm.]]></description>
		
		
		
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