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	<description>One part facial hair.  Two parts moxy.</description>
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		By: chutney		</title>
		<link>http://www.makingchutney.com/2008/03/27/cheeto-jesus/comment-page-1/#comment-15096</link>

		<dc:creator><![CDATA[chutney]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 2008 00:07:16 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[It&#039;s Xtreme Communion, dude!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s Xtreme Communion, dude!</p>
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		By: ogre		</title>
		<link>http://www.makingchutney.com/2008/03/27/cheeto-jesus/comment-page-1/#comment-15095</link>

		<dc:creator><![CDATA[ogre]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Mar 2008 21:05:27 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[oh lord.

Isn&#039;t Red Bull rather Mithraic?

The idea of cheez-food flavored syrofoam and hyper-caffeinated beverage as communion is about enough to make me rethink the basic sanity of the Cathar perfecti.  Just stop eating...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>oh lord.</p>
<p>Isn&#8217;t Red Bull rather Mithraic?</p>
<p>The idea of cheez-food flavored syrofoam and hyper-caffeinated beverage as communion is about enough to make me rethink the basic sanity of the Cathar perfecti.  Just stop eating&#8230;</p>
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		By: chutney		</title>
		<link>http://www.makingchutney.com/2008/03/27/cheeto-jesus/comment-page-1/#comment-15094</link>

		<dc:creator><![CDATA[chutney]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Mar 2008 21:00:01 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[I got it: the blood is Red Bull.  (It gives you wings!)]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I got it: the blood is Red Bull.  (It gives you wings!)</p>
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		By: chutney		</title>
		<link>http://www.makingchutney.com/2008/03/27/cheeto-jesus/comment-page-1/#comment-15090</link>

		<dc:creator><![CDATA[chutney]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Mar 2008 01:01:08 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[So if a Cheeto is the body, what&#039;s the blood?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So if a Cheeto is the body, what&#8217;s the blood?</p>
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		By: ogre		</title>
		<link>http://www.makingchutney.com/2008/03/27/cheeto-jesus/comment-page-1/#comment-15089</link>

		<dc:creator><![CDATA[ogre]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Mar 2008 20:20:21 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Don&#039;t eat Jesus? 

What have you got against taking communion?

(I&#039;m just trying to figure out what it is--not body, not blood... um, what IS it?)]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Don&#8217;t eat Jesus? </p>
<p>What have you got against taking communion?</p>
<p>(I&#8217;m just trying to figure out what it is&#8211;not body, not blood&#8230; um, what IS it?)</p>
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		By: chutney		</title>
		<link>http://www.makingchutney.com/2008/03/27/cheeto-jesus/comment-page-1/#comment-15088</link>

		<dc:creator><![CDATA[chutney]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Mar 2008 17:32:57 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Oh no! Don&#039;t eat Jesus!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh no! Don&#8217;t eat Jesus!</p>
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		By: Robyn Renee Riley		</title>
		<link>http://www.makingchutney.com/2008/03/27/cheeto-jesus/comment-page-1/#comment-15087</link>

		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Robyn Renee Riley]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Mar 2008 14:26:24 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Who knows what is (was) in my cheetos.  I shove them in my mouth too fast.  I would have eaten Jesus.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Who knows what is (was) in my cheetos.  I shove them in my mouth too fast.  I would have eaten Jesus.</p>
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		By: Kurt Vonnegut Jr.		</title>
		<link>http://www.makingchutney.com/2008/03/27/cheeto-jesus/comment-page-1/#comment-15085</link>

		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Kurt Vonnegut Jr.]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Mar 2008 02:38:42 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[It&#039;s &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.google.ca/search?hl=fr&#038;q=Unitarian+%22U*U%22+%22corporate+identity%22&#038;meta=&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;cheesy&lt;/a&gt;. . . ;-)]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s <a href="http://www.google.ca/search?hl=fr&amp;q=Unitarian+%22U*U%22+%22corporate+identity%22&amp;meta=" rel="nofollow">cheesy</a>. . . ;-)</p>
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		By: ogre		</title>
		<link>http://www.makingchutney.com/2008/03/27/cheeto-jesus/comment-page-1/#comment-15084</link>

		<dc:creator><![CDATA[ogre]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Mar 2008 20:42:48 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Oh. My.

What a friendflavor we have in Cheesus.

I can&#039;t imagine a divine image made from industrial waste.  Can&#039;t.  You do know there&#039;s a reason those things are colored International Orange, right?  That&#039;s a warning.  Kind of like poison arrow frogs; DO NOT EAT THIS!

One last remark:
Cheetos never prophet.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh. My.</p>
<p>What a friendflavor we have in Cheesus.</p>
<p>I can&#8217;t imagine a divine image made from industrial waste.  Can&#8217;t.  You do know there&#8217;s a reason those things are colored International Orange, right?  That&#8217;s a warning.  Kind of like poison arrow frogs; DO NOT EAT THIS!</p>
<p>One last remark:<br />
Cheetos never prophet.</p>
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